Tuesday, August 14, 2007

right. i have just created a new rating system to rate the quality of your day, regardless of what's your age or how old you are, this rating system applies to everyone!

so this is the system. RATE YOUR DAY ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 5 NOW!

(Best day of your life) - [5]
Your day was so bloody fantastic that you were blissfully unaware of the dirty looks people cast you as you 'inaudibly' hummed cheesy tunes like "Top Of The World"

[4]
"Hey, what's that on the floor?" (pick up a big fat Armani wallet.. an original one, of course)

[3]
An average Joe, "oh okay", "alright then" kind of day.

[2]
"Oh @%#&*, i lost my wallet!! Together with all my money, IC, ez-link card, and POSB card!! AND the note that i wrote my card's PIN number on!!"

(Most miserable day of your life) - [1]
"O otherwordly supreme beings out there, PLEASE wipe me off the face of this planet right now! To Heaven or to Hell, i don't care! Just relieve me of my miserable existence!"
... "WHAT?! HOW THE HELL CAN THERE NOT BE ANY VACANCIES IN HELL?!!? NO, DON'T YOU PUT ME ON HOLD!!"

and so, my day today was about a 2.5 i'd say. that would be something like, "oh okay, alright then, oh, i think i lost 5 bucks, but it's cool."

anyways, today i heard something interesting. someone asked,"If your girlfriend/boyfriend cheats on you, who would you think of murdering first? The third party or your gf/bf?"

i thought it was quite intriguing that most people would immediately think of exacting revenge on the third party. their response would be something like: First, checking out the third party ("walao, this pattern also got people want!"). Second, devising diabolical plans involving that person and blood, LOTS OF BLOOD. Lastly, settling the the now-ex.

personally, i'd rather just catch them together and finish them off at the same time. more convenient isn't it? but i wouldn't know really.

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