HALLELUJAH!!

before you wonder aloud what exactly has gotten me in such a delighted mood, i shall proudly announce that i have completed (yes!) my application to the hostel of my choice!

JOY TO THE WORLD!

haha of course i'm exaggerating, but seriously, the form i had to fill in for the application is really long, and i wanted to complete it REALLY REALLY well because if i don't get into this hostel, i'm dead.

yes, dead. dead as a...heap of decaying bones.

because i wouldn't have anywhere to stay, and i'd have to rent an apartment. then i'd die of starvation probably, because i haven't learnt how to cook anything besides instant noodles and pasta. or i might die of suffocation or respiratory complications, because i have no inclination whatsoever towards keeping my apartment spotless, and the dust and dirt will probably kill me before i die of starvation. OR i might die because i forgot to turn of the stove or kettle, and the whole place might burn down. OR i might even die of loneliness staying in a 3-room apartment all by my lonesome.

sigh, how easy it is to end a human life! one can die of so many things, but there is only one way to live.